1643 NE Market Drive Fairview, OR 97024  Local: (503) 252-6650 Tollfree: (971) 212-1010
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What the Actual F*ck Candle
WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK
CANDLE
Shown at $25.00


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$25.00

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Product Description

SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me? Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri Scented Fragrance: Aloe & Cucumber

Includes:

Net Weight: Six And Half Oz, Handpoured Soy Wax Candle, Burn Time: Approx Forty Hours.

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Substitution Policy


When you order custom designs, they will be produced as closely as possible to the picture. Please remember that each design is custom made. No two arrangements are exactly alike and color and/or variety substitutions of flowers and containers may be necessary. Prices and availability of seasonal flowers may vary.

Our professional staff of floral designers are always eager to discuss any special design or product requests. Call us at the number above and we will be glad to assist you with a special request or a timed delivery.